February 2011
So, I’m at the library
I’m killing some time while Daughter Number 2 is at gymnastics.
We have security guards in our libraries. I don’t know how common a thing this is these days, but it’s the first place I’ve ever lived that employed security. The guard has been walking around quite a bit. She passes behind me every ten minutes or so.
The “sit and play on your computer” area is in the back corner of the library. Right...
scottfriday replied to your post:“My is Cullen James.” Can you fix that please? Been bothering me all this time …
i can’t believe i never that before.
That’s because you lack faith, Mr. Friday. You’ll never be a true believer.
January 2011
Anonymous asked: "My is Cullen James." Can you fix that please? Been bothering me all this time ...
Vacuuming and Daughter Number 2 asks, "Who's...
I’m all, “No one.”
She’s all, “So, why you vacuuming?”
Wah, wah, wah.
scottfriday replied to your post: scottfriday replied to your link: Remove/sell…
then they should be callled dildon’ts.
Or dildough. And it would be sold at Krispy Kreme. Which is a wonderful mix of entendres.
scottfriday replied to your link: Remove/sell dildos before attempting to sell home.
you mean these don’t come with the house?
Nope. Those are extra, man. Like finishing out the attic or the meth lab in the garage.
Remove/sell dildos before attempting to sell home. →
A Reddit user stumbled across the unfortunate photo gallery of the Houston-area home and posted it to the link-sharing website; the listing’s since been taken down—though not before Redditors were able to take screenshots (identifying details blurred because, come on, how embarrassing is that?):
THESE TITS! THOSE ARMS! THIS BLOG!: When it comes... →
thesetits:
guys are worse than girls are. Which explains why I have more girl friends than guy friends. When dudes hate, they don’t have any balls to express how they feel. Instead they will act like a baby about whatever is bothering them. I don’t get it. I will always tell you how I feel and what is on my…
I’m sure there are guys out there like this, but it hasn’t been my...
My cat's balls days are numbered.
tfail:
Lovage - To Catch A Thief
(via...
What effects?
So, I’m watching TV and an ad for a new acid reflux medicine comes on - AcipHex.
But here’s the thing, they pronounce the name of the medicine like “Ass Effects.”
They’re just making fun of us now, folks.
68 degrees in January? I’ll take it.
See post debating internal struggle regarding...
Have a difficult time pointing out spelling error in his own post.
Jelly baseball bat
I want to preface this by saying that I’m not opposed to recreational drug use. However, if said recreational usage leads to my friends doing stupid things and getting into stupid situations, I tend to use that as a “teachable moment” to point out that perhaps it’s time for them to reevaluate their habits.
Point in case: This morning I received an e-mail from a friend who I would say trends toward...
Falling asleep at my desk. Like an EMPLOYEE!
lottiebites replied to your post: Thanks for coming back, tumblr. Now I don’t have to pretend that I care about Twitter.
Mine isn’t staying around long enough for me to reblog anything. Tumblr, this is embarrassing now.
It’s tumblr-tile dysfunction. It happens to all sites once in a while!
Thanks for coming back, tumblr. Now I don't have...
From this day forward, barring special sales...
steelopus:
It’s the worst fucking place on earth.
Yes. Seriously. It’s worse than Darfur and North Korea and the fucking Tea Party Headquarters - combined.
Sorry to hear that. I’ve had nothing but the best service from them. I bought a scratch/dent that was broken in a way they didn’t advertise and they wound up replacing it with another exact same thing with no blemishes at all.
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:
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nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors replied to your post: Hey Cullen, What’s the date of MeMe?
Shit. Can’t go. Hope you have loads of fun though.
What? Nooooooooooooo!
Yeah, afraid so. That’s the weekend of my parents’ 50th Anniversary. So I’ll be playing host to a slew of house guests, in-laws, out-laws, kinfolk, and passers-by.
But I’m going to...
RSVPin'
memphismeetup:
If you do plan to attend MeMe, please RSVP to memphismeetup@gmail.com! I want to make nametags for everyone!
Venue, decidipatin'
memphismeetup:
MEMPHIANS! It’s like 4th and long and we’re still deciding upon venues. While most of the “classic Memphis” stuff is downtown, I think we’re leaning toward having our venue in East Memphis because most of the inexpensive-but-still-decent hotels are out there.
Please send suggestions!
I want to announce locations Jan. 31.
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors replied to your post: Hey Cullen, What’s the date of MeMe?
Shit. Can’t go. Hope you have loads of fun though.
What? Nooooooooooooo!
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors asked: Hey Cullen, What's the date of MeMe?
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MeMe
lostmustard:
How soon is too soon to have anxiety over the Memphis Meetup?
‘Cause I have it already. Well, it comes and it goes. I’m excited about meeting the internet, but I’m also super nervous. Not in the ‘one of these people could possibly murder me’ way, but in the ‘what if they don’t actually like me?’ way.
But that’s silly, isn’t it?
I know you guys like me, you’ve told me so!...
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But then there's always Bomb Queen. →
Superhero Sex
cleapow:
shiraselko:
hollidaydoc:
I’m curious. As an avid comic collector, I have always wondered which Superhero would you want to have sex with, and why?
For me, there can be only one.
Storm (Ororo) of the X-Men.
It’s a visceral thing.
How about you all?
SUPERMAN.
THE HULK!
We’d tear some shit up.
Well, you’d have to be super powerful yourself to survive an encounter...
Vantasm, the courts have ruled: D&D is OG →
The case brought before the Appeals Court argued that D&D inhibited prison security, because “cooperative games can mimic the organization of gangs and lead to the actual development thereof.” And therefore Kevin T. Singer, a long-time dungeon-explorer sentenced to life in prison in 2002 for bludgeoning and stabbing his sister’s boyfriend, was denied access to his magical staffs...
hemirt5pt7 replied to your post: Housebroke
Friends who have bought new homes are finding they are of poor quality. I’m in the last leg of a 4-yr whole (100 yr old) house remodel where everything but the exterior walls have been redone. New or old, they are ALL a lot of work and money.
This is, of course, a huge concern. A lot of modern construction is not great quality. I have, since buying...
Housebroke
For the first-time homeowner, this term is a double entendre. Anyone who has bought a home with any of the following thoughts: “I can fix this,” “I can live with this,” and/or “It’s what we can afford” probably understands what being housebroke is all about.
I am in my first house and it’s been an eye opener. There are so many things I have encountered that I just never thought about. I was...
Yes. Yes you can.
If Daughter Number 1 asks to stay up, it’s usually to read or watch a movie. If the boy wants to stay up it’s because he wants to play a video game or watch a movie. Daughter Number 2 asked me if she could stay up for a while to do 50 situps and 50 pushups.
One of these things …
