January 2012
December 2011
My barely eaten salad plate always makes me feel...
When I go to Texas de Brazil.
The ton of meat makes up for it though.
No nap
Just as I was getting ready to nap, I realized I needed to feed the kids.
Dammit.
However, in a little more than two hours I will be stuffing myself to bursting as an early birthday meal at Texas de Brazil. Can’t freaking wait.
Nap
All the nap.
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DRANK!
Thankfully my six-day weekend starts tomorrow.
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Shauna and VanRo are having the epic-est of epic...
I love it when people I love love each other.
Go online to look up some information about a...
Come to the conclusion that I’m going to die.
Thanks WebMD.
Hot Donut is the free Android app on Amazon today
But it’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
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twelvetwentythree replied to your post: I’m eating meat pie right now.
What, perchance, is a “meat pie?”
Meat pie is a traditional French-Canadian / Acadian Christmas dish. It’s also called tourtière. Usually we have it on Christmas eve. It’s pretty damn awesome, and useful for making dumb SST jokes.
There’s heaps left over - everyone’s invited!
These are the best meat pies in...
thefarkette replied to your post: My planned 2012 resolution?
That’s why I write mine at the *end* of the current year. That way I know I won’t fail at them.
Great idea!
I solemnly vow to not intentionally or unintentionally kill anyone in the year 2011. By Dec. 29th, anyway.
Also, I resolve to build a shed.
My planned 2012 resolution?
To have goals.
Maybe by 2013 I’ll figure out what those goals should be.
dontknowtheway replied to your post: Why the fuck did I ever allow Legos in my house?
One time I took up sewing and dropped a large needle on the floor by accident. Let’s just say that Ed found it one day lodged in his foot by the treading end and it still had thread attached to it. I’m lucky to still be alive!
I’ve stepped on needles, fishing lures, tacks, staples, glass, thorns, and...
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Why the fuck did I ever allow Legos in my house?
Yesterday, for the first time since I was child, I stepped on a Lego.
All the fire in Hell and the agony of a thousand Rebecca Black songs shot through my heel and caused my eyes to burst from the pain.
Holy patron saint of fuck, how are these things so painful?
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tracingben replied to your post: The things liquor and trying to fit in do to your integrity
Wait, you sang more than any other musician?
Yes. I was so busy.
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The things liquor and trying to fit in do to your...
I’ve never liked Jimmy Buffett. My dislike is such that I just had to Google his name to make sure I spelled it correctly. Despite this, I have probably sang more Buffett songs in bars than any other musician.
When arriving at my first duty station - Torii Station, Okinawa - I was alone. A kid separated from his wife by thousands of miles and a fucking ocean. I did what most people that...
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Verizon Wireless to Charge $2 "Convenience Fee"... →
fobay:
formerlypunctuated:
fobay:
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underwhelmed:
Starting January 15, Verizon is going to charge their customers $2 to pay online using their billing system.
More nickel and diming
What the actual fuck?
Except for the fact that almost every conceivable way you’d want to pay your bill falls under “fee waived”
Excecpt for the one-time, Credit/ATM/Debit card...
Verizon Wireless to Charge $2 "Convenience Fee"... →
fobay:
formerlypunctuated:
underwhelmed:
Starting January 15, Verizon is going to charge their customers $2 to pay online using their billing system.
More nickel and diming
What the actual fuck?
Except for the fact that almost every conceivable way you’d want to pay your bill falls under “fee waived”
Excecpt for the one-time, Credit/ATM/Debit card payment. Which, I’m sure, is...
Verizon Wireless to Charge $2 "Convenience Fee"... →
underwhelmed:
Starting January 15, Verizon is going to charge their customers $2 to pay online using their billing system.
More nickel and diming
What the actual fuck?
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46n2ahead replied to your post: 46n2ahead replied to your video: Megadeth - Sudden…
INFINITELY? Megadeth was born from someone that couldn’t make it Metallica :)
Someone too good for Metallica :)
46n2ahead replied to your video: Megadeth - Sudden Death Megadeth is better than…
oh gawd….I do like Megadeth, but…but better?
Infinitely.
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vanpocalypse - I’ma let you finish, but RIDE THE LIGHTNING WAS/IS THE BEST...
– hmmm, nope, not gonna agree to that :)
Ride the Lightning was great, don’t get my wrong, it’s my 2nd favorite Metallica album, but c’mon!
This was the height of Cliff…last album before he died.
Battery, Master of Puppets, The Thing That Should Not Be, Sanitarium, Disposable Heroes, Leper Messiah,...
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thatmeggirl replied to your video: AC/DC - Big Balls
My brother and his wife ALMOST used this for their wedding song. (but reconsidered and just plated it at the reception)
Welp. Your brother and sister-in-law have just been added to my favorite people list.
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Yeah, So?: Sorry, Dana, he's not a heeler →
naimhe:
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stilltiedtothetracks replied to your photo: Check out this cute dog that wandered up to my…
Isn’t that a Blue Heeler?? I’d almost consider driving to Memphis to get him if you didn’t find an owner!
I’m not familiar enough with that breed to say yes or…
He’s an amazingly sweet dog. He’s definitely an inside dog cause he keeps fighting to come...
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Fruit Ninja for Kinect
Shauna just earned the “juicy slicing” achievement.
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scottfriday replied to your photo: People who know the significance of “SPOON!”: …
Da dweeeeeeeeee da-da-da dwee dow!
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stilltiedtothetracks replied to your photo: Check out this cute dog that wandered up to my…
Isn’t that a Blue Heeler?? I’d almost consider driving to Memphis to get him if you didn’t find an owner!
I’m not familiar enough with that breed to say yes or know. Looking at the coloring, it doesn’t look much like the heelers I see on an image search, but who knows?
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regardless of what side of the parties you fall on...
fredasaurusrex:
BUTTHURT TUMBLR DISCLAIMER: the opinions in this blog are mine. in no way does this mean that you aren’t a good person or that I or anyone else hates you. I am not a professional in anything but stating my opinion. if you do not agree with me I do not care. scroll on by this post so you don’t have to sit in a corner crying and I don’t have to deal with your drama. we all have...
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thefarkette replied to your post: Name analyzer
Mine was way off too
Here you go, then:
Name analysis
Your name of Tara has made you like beer.
This name encourages the drinking of beer.
You are adept at drinking beer.
Particular about your beer, you keep testing several different kinds of beer.
Because of its influence, beer increases, to some degree, your ability...
Name analyzer
Way off on both my first name and middle name.
I have never felt awkward expressing myself. I also am not overly organized.
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